Wednesday - 2:19 p.m.

0.004 cents in the dollar…

“Where did the money go”, asked Teddy as he goes through the accounts. “They had millions and frittered it away on cigarettes and yellow confectionary called ‘bananas’ It simply boggles the mind.”

“Perhaps they put the money in low interest earning debentures,” Nesbitt added.

“Quiet you,” Teddy snapped, then calmed himself.

“Mr. Oaf, there is good news and there is bad news.”

“Oh? What’s the good news?”

“Terraplanet will pay you.”

“Fantastic, I’ve been waiting on that $2,700.00 for some time now.”

“Ah, this is where the bad news comes in…”

“What is it?”

“You will be paid 0.004 cents in the dollar which adds up to about $9.70…”

“Er…”

“And it will take one to three years to be paid.”

“Ah.”

”Why am I cynical?” asks ADBUSTERS

That’s because you’re overeducated, overpaid, isolated, provincial, profoundly cushioned by the media you pretend to despise (and yet long for the legitimacy that that very media would confer on you), are uninvolved in any real cause that would have any impact on any real people anywhere and you are prepared to pay US$6.75 to have your conscience assuaged by a magazine that isn’t even printed on recycled paper. You’re cynical because you’re a hypocrite...

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