Ergh - 2:10 p.m.

We don’t know about you, but…

We think that pictures of babies with sunglasses on are just so funny, so… hilarious. We’re also big fans of any animal given the humiliation treatment – say a monkey on a toilet or kittens lined up on a biscuit tin. Don’t you think it’s just so… Japanese ?

Naturally, Teddy and Nesbitt are appalled at the exploitation of bears. It’s bad enough that unattractive bears have to go to absurd lengths to find a home, wearing all sorts of degrading and belittling clothes (grandma dresses, sailor uniforms, top hats etc) just to attract attention, but there are some things that are simply beyond the pale .

Teddy is fully aware how everyone is so tense regarding terrorism these days but he is urging strong, direct action against Vermont Teddy Bears. He suggests a simple strategy might be to phone them and ask them if a “Mr. Wall” lives there, or perhaps any Walls at all. You could also try ringing their front door bell and then quickly running away – or if you’re an adventurous type – throwing rocks on their roof.

Holly Has Issues

HollyTheLiar left a note on the Guestbook with some complaints about our version of events vis a vis the past life regression hypnosis. Teddy says: “Hey, put it on your own damn page. That’s what it’s there for!”

bears in history - future bears

“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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