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Exciting New Announcement

We can’t say too much at this point but very soon we’ll be announcing the new TEZNEZCO! (The Company Run By Bears! TM) initiative. Oh, it’s so exciting we can hardly believe it ourselves*.

Meanwhile

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*While TEZNEZCO! (The Company Run By Bears! TM) will make every effort to live up to expectations raised by the announcement of this announcement, we cannot accept any liability should the forthcoming announcement prove less that an exciting; this includes actions pertaining to; breach of promise, disappointment, loss of trade, restriction of trade, emotional distress, personal liability (financial or otherwise), pain and/or suffering, defamation, property loss through theft, fire, flood or earthquake (or indeed any other acts of God, war or terrorism), or any combination of the above. The visitor to this site accepts the above and also accepts that TEZNEZCO! (The Company Run By Bears! TM) is exempt from any of the above, combination thereof and or otherwise unaccounted for loss of libido, hair, shiny shoes etc etc. While we’re at it, did you see that Michael Jackson documentary? Holy cow! That guy really is nuts! Poor Bubbles. It said he was living in an “animal sanctuary”. Teddy and Nesbitt send their best but caution any ape from wearing a diaper.

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“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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