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Fffffriday - 4:32 p.m. A Refreshing New Drink “What is that beverage you are enjoying?” asks Nesbitt. “Well,” explains Teddy, “It’s a milky drink with an interesting effervescence, a subtle yet sweet taste that’s forceful without being cloying. I guess you could call it a youth drink.” “And does this drink have a name?” “Why yes,” says Teddy. “It’s a new drink brought to you by XXXXXXX”. Shakira: Mongoose Qualities “I am the mongoose,” announces Shakira, sternly and without a hint of humour. “The cobra is deadly, the symbol of the world’s evils. Only the mongoose dares challenge it. It’s small and brave. I like to feel that I have mongoose qualities…” Q Magazine, Page 99, January 2003 Nesbitt, A Bear With Mongoose Qualities “I too am like the mongoose,” announces Nesbitt. “Oh, how so?” enquires Penguin “I am small and brave, I fight against the evils of the world and I am known to consort with snakes of my acquaintance.” “Do you stare them down?” “Yes,” says Nesbitt. “I have been known to become quite cross with various snakes, such as the Cobra. “I haven’t seen you with any snakes recently.” “It’s true, I once go into a stoush with a snake, and I can tell you, he came off second best.” “Oh? How could you tell?” “His eyes were like little crosses, he had a couple of Band Aids in an X on his body and there were stars going around and around his head.” “I see, so you had a fight with this… alleged… cobra?” “Oh… yes… it was a big fight. It was in all the papers.” “In which papers in particular.” “Well, it was on the front cover of the New York Times.” “I must have missed that one,” says Penguin. “Any others?” “Yes, the Des Moines Register, a paper of high editorial standards.” “I’ll have to check the TEZNEZCO! archives.” “You do that,” says Nesbitt. Teddy Wanders In… “While you two have been discussing Nesbitt’s fights with snakes, I have been enjoying this new youth drink,” says Teddy, unprompted and apropos of nothing in particular. “That’s odd,” says Penguin. “Normally you like a nice port, brandy or a cup of tea. What prompted this sudden interest in XXXXXXX?” “Nothing prompted me as you so suspiciously put it. I simply like the combination of fizzy goodness with all the milky milkiness of milk.” “Hmmm,” says Penguin. “It wouldn’t have anything to do with this endorsement of the new Dr. Pepper drink, for which you signed a contract to promote said product on the TEZNEZCO! Diaryland Diary?” “That’s a complete LIE and would be in direct contravention of our “no endorsements” policy here at TEZNEZCO!” “So this is not your signature?” Penguin asked, holding out a contract that Teddy had left under a cushion in the TEZNEZCO! rumpus room. “No.” The Votes Are In We asked you if we should move to Blogger until the money comes in for the new TEZNEZCO! website. The response has been overwhelming. A “Person” said that if we wanted to go somewhere, it shouldn’t be to Blogger, because the “person” in question has an insane and irrational hatred of the site. DUK made a whole lot of unfounded allegations that we’re taking money for astroturfing, which is clearly not true, and Ruthiebat is acting like a “web professional” in regards the proposed “Animals Against Pants” logo that we suggested she make for our sites. In the face of these overwhelmingly confusing responses we’ve decided to stay put (or at least until Blogger makes up its mind about hosting TEZNEZCO! because every time we type in the word TEZNEZCO! the site blows up).
This Just In... Nesbitt is running for State Parliament on a "Free Sweeties" platform. Teddy, meanwhile, has announced that there will be no change in his "Free Buscuits" policy. Rumours that Bim has launched a "Free Sweeties & Free Buiscuits" policy remain unconfirmed at this time. bears in history - future bears 
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