Toisday - 4:18 p.m.

If you are seeing this…

If you are still seeing this, your ISP needs to update their DNS servers, you are still logging into the old servers, and should have been logging into the new ones since several days ago (I am writing this on the 22nd of March). Phone your ISP and get them to reload their DNS!

What’s a DNS?

“I think that’s an acronym,” Teddy said as he examined the notice.

“A what?” asked Nesbitt.

“Where the each letter in the word stands for another word, thus making up a word of random letters, like PARP*.”

“Oh, I see… so what does ISP mean?”

“Well,” said Teddy, straightening his tie, “That means ‘I see pee’.”

“Phone your I see pee? That doesn’t make sense.”

“The man who wrote that was surprised to see pee and exclaimed ‘I see pee!’ as he was typing out the message.”

“He typed it rather than just saying it, as in, ‘oh, I see urine here!’?”

“Yes,” said Teddy. “We’ll never know who he really meant users of Diaryland to phone, probably he meant ‘Call me at home any time of the day or night, I’d be happy to take your calls…’”

“And what of DNS?”

“That stands for Dinner Nosh Service.”

“You can reload a dinner nosh service?”

“It’s also called MOW, or ‘meals on wheels’,” Teddy stated flatly.

“That I’d like to see – sausages on wheels,” Nesbitt added.

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