What day is it? - 12.25pm

Emergency Diary Entry

It has been pointed out to us by an anonymous person that we need to "update... now!"

Teddy knows this, Nesbitt says he knows it and the rest of us just take it on spec that we know it. There are plenty of things to report in the world of TEZNEZCO! (The Company Run By Bears).

There is the perplexing question of Teddy's Doppelganger (who we might add is wearing PANTS), not to mention the rash decision of Mrs. Oaf to wash TEZNEZCO! (Not just the bears, who are filthy, but also Penguin (who never takes a bath), Buster and Bim). As you can well imagine, the place is in an uproar. There is also the pressing matter of the Crested Pigeon who is hasling us for food.

But all of this palls in the face of late breaking news... Nesbitt's Evil Army of The Night have made a sudden and inexplicable appearance in Pearl Beach. First there was one, then three and now... well, let's just say the human population are locking doors, barring windows and breaking out the pump action shotguns kept in storage for any ZOMBIE attacks.

Things are grim.

Sure, we should update... and we will.

bears in history - future bears

“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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