Day Before The Holidays - 12:42 a.m.

Office Closed For Renovations

Teddy had the colour chart out this morning as Nesbitt took a tape measure and made measurements of doorways, door jambs and clearances around the top of the windows. Penguin examined fabric swatches as Bim started rolling up the old carpet. Buster went through old files and threw them away as Walter The Out There Bear put big white sheets over the furniture.

Mr. and Mrs. Oaf stood at the door with their bags packed. Mr. Oaf had a straw boater on.

“Will everything be alright while we’re gone?” asked Mr. Oaf.

“Tut, tut, tut,” said Teddy, waving them away. “Everything will be super fantastique!”

“Hmmm,” said Mr. Oaf. “See you in a week then.”

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