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Man In The Moon

Mr. Oaf and some friends were sitting on some bleachers inside a museum waiting for the show to start. He was watching a large stage set that featured a full-scale model of the surface of the moon when, who should come ambling over the set, oblivious to the fact that he was being watched and that he was carrying a fish tank, was none other than Bruce James. Mr. Oaf remarked in jest “He’s everywhere!” His friends laughed but were dismissive of Mr. Oaf’s joke. Opening a copy of the British rock magazine Q, Mr. Oaf was startled to discover a photo in the paparazzi section of Bruce James leaving a trendy London nightclub. “See! See! That’s what I’m talking about” said Mr. Oaf, but no one was listening.

bears in history - future bears

“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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