Stunday - 3:13 p.m.

”Will I need a Wig?”

Teddy examined his powdered wig. He placed it on his head between his ears and adjusted it, first to one side, then slightly to the other, then sighed loudly.

“What is wrong?” asked Nesbitt. “You’re still not angry about Angelina Ballerina are you?”

“Pfft,” replied the small bear. “Of course not. I don’t have a problem with that accursed mouse. It is simply that my wig is not transportable except atop my head. Thus I am unsure weather to pack it for our trip to London”.

“You have no need of extra wigs,” said Nesbitt calmly. “There are many outfitters in London who can supply a wig if the need arises.”

“And what of my many top coats, over coats, jeweled canes, toppers and periwigs?”

“Hmmm,” said Nesbitt, stroking his chin with his paw. “That may be more difficult to arrange at short notice.”

“Well then, I simply cannot go without the correct accoutrements.”

Teddy sniffed.

“Well, don’t go, see if I care,” said Nesbitt. “I’ll be going to London, then we’re off to New York to visit a certain mallard of our acquaintance.”

“No one told me! You’ve been to New York already! You can’t go twice without me.”

“Why not travel lightly, as I do, with your belongings in a gingham hankie tied to the end of a stick?”

“A la a scruffian of the road? A veritable vagabond, if you will, a ner-do-well?!! How delightful!! How rude!!”

“Yes,” said Nesbitt.

“It’s agreed then, I shall go to London!”

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“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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