Digby The Biggest Dog In The World - 3:27 p.m.

Who Has Been Naughty? Who Has Been Nice?

Well, first off we want to mention Wastingspace who hasn’t been seen or heard from in 77 days… What’s up at Jean’s house? Her sister, Wibah has been missing likewise for a month and we’re all a bit concerned now, wondering if the haven’t run away from home and been taken across State Lines, or something altogether more sinister… Teddy is a bit of a worrier and asks – kids, please phone home!

HollyTheLiar lied so much she lied and lied and lied and then she just disappeared. We could have predicted that. (Actually, it was Nesbitt who did mention she would disappear and he was right). Meanwhile, we’ve had no word from the Good Holly who goes by the name of HollyBolly, and we suspect that she may have been replaced by her evil twin, the one who wears a black wig to hide her demonic bleach job and heavy makeup to disguise a scar that runs up the left side of her cheek that she got when she tried to kill Mason by driving her car off a cliff and jumping to safety at the last moment… That may be a plot line from the late, lamented daytime soap Santa Barbara but HollyBolly’s real life is a lot like that show anyway, you know what we’re saying?

RIP Mr. Farkas?

Last year at the TEZNEZCO! (The Company Run By Bears! ™) Christmas party, the old timer known as Mr. Farkas demanded that his whisky get all mooshed in with his pie and fed to him with a spoon. We agreed, if only to try to keep him sweet until the van came to take him home. Little did we know that it would be the last time we would see him alive. Mr. Farkas lived in a downstairs flat from Operastar and only left his decrepit apartment to buy cigarettes, Lottery tickets and beer. We can only assume that he’s shuffled off this mortal coil as his place is now up for rent and although the Meals on Wheels people bring his food around, it’s OperaStar who collects the Styrofoam boxes.

Scribe No Longer Around Neither

In a year of disappearing acts, Scribe went and changed his colour to that of a chameleon and went invisible. Wherever he may be, we wish him well, (there was sighting of Scribe in Alaska working oil wells, but that was unconfirmed).

Weatherking, Still King of Weather, DUK Still King of Duks

He’s the most consistent poster on Diaryland and he hangs out with bears – so what can we say? We love Jeff The King of Weather. At the other end of the scale, the most inconsistent poster is our very good friend DUK who maybe posts once a month, if that, and despite the fact that he has all the incriminating holiday photos of the TEZNEZCO! crew in New York, he’s keeping his cards close to his chest.

Ruthiebat and Bruce: Fact or Fiction?

You know Ruthiebat well. She lives in Mobile, Alabama and she’s an artist. She keeps demonic rabbits and joined the short-lived Coalition of The Confused to try to oust Princess Pony from her place of great evil, that is, the most popular diary at Diaryland.

So far, so good? Perhaps. But we ask a startling and disturbing question - who is Bruce? Sure, sure, he’s her husband and he’s some sort of scientist working with fresh water mussels trying to create the perfect marinara sauce. That much we know. But we ask in a baseless Fox & Friends kind of way, “who is the real Bruce?”. We’d like you take a look at a few photos taken in the 1960s which purport to show a youthful Bruce joining in with other self-confessed YIPPIES (that’s members of the Youth International Party, people!) as they LEVITATE THE PENTAGON. Now we ask again, who is this bearded fellow living an apparently quiet life? You know him as a good natured neighbour here at Diaryland. But is there a SECRET we should know the answer to? We’ll be right back after these messages….

AtomicBuddha Yet To Make Link To Us Although We Keep Talking About Her Day After Day, And She Said She Would Make A Link So What’s The Dang Story, Goddang It?

Huh?

What’s For Christmas?

Well, we’re having our very special annual TEZNEZCO! Christmas Party and it’s going to be very exciting. Everyone is invited, even ne’er-do-wells like Locoprincipe, Made AgainGuava Girl, Daysuit, Nearsighted , Squirrel X and all those fun people at Diaryreviews who said all those nice things about us… We’re even inviting drop-ins like FuckinUgly , Evil Gal (who looks just like Beck) and that tightlipped joker CD Ghost to be part of the festivities.

We’re having cake, and plenty of it, and there will be pony rides, games (egg and spoon) and Santa, will arrive at the end of the day for presents.

bears in history - future bears

“This diary cracked me up, completely, perhaps the oddest diary I have ever read. I'm not sure if it's a takeoff on something or someone that I have somehow missed. Regardless, TEZNEZCO! chronicles the adventures of two bears and describe them as if they are a minority of some sort. The writing is disturbingly matter-of-fact as if it is perfectly normal to be writing about these bears as people. I like it; it's pleasantly novel" - Diaryreview

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